Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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