I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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