capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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