it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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