At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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