we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
