the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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