I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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