its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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