i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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