i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.