Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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