Where is the hickey?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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