I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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