Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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