I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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