think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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