he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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