Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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