great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
