Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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