i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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