We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?