grinding to god bless the USA? really?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
no more duck duck goose at the bar
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.