i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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