now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
