Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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