at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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