i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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