would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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