I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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