it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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