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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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