People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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