Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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