lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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