The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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