what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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