I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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