I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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