that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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