You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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