no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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