Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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