Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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