Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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