Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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