I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sober January is a disaster.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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