doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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