yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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