Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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