Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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