Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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