Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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