YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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