I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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