Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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