Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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