i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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