are you so shy because you have an std?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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